Planet YO goes Viral (almost)
A long time ago, on a planet named YO
There lived the Manus and Furtz
The Furtz were quite bubbly, squidgy and cuddly
But they loved to bounce round in the dirt
The Manus were proud, sometimes quite loud
But they lived a life that was grand
With bodies like crumpets and five heads like trumpets
Each looked like a funny shaped hand!
Well mannered, polite; Manus washed day and night
But the Furtz didn’t care for them much
For the Furtz liked the dirt and would surely get hurt
By anything clean they might touch
Not a care nor a thought, the Furtz bounced and caught
All things dirty or gross
The Manus were clean and would never have dreamed
Of letting such germs get too close.
Yet, being so keen, with busy routines
Manus struggled to pack it all in
Then their bodies got tired and soon plans backfired
When the troubles began to begin
For the cities grew busy, massive and dizzy
And the Manus had no time to scrub
Then the Furtz came alive like bees in a hive!
“Those trumpety things smell like grub!”
So with cleanliness gone, the Furtz latched right on
To the Manus distracted by troubles
Being good hosts, they did their utmost
To welcome the filthy wee bubbles!
Then problems got worse for the Manus as Furtz
Made them guff, parp, toot, trump and fart!
Though the farts blew a medley, the trumps were quite deadly
Then a Manus stepped up who was smart.
WASH, RINSE and DRY!! Came the Manus’s cry.
Make time for your daily ablutions!
Sing ten times in song - ‘DIRTY FURTZ ALL BE GONE!’
I’m afraid it’s our only solution
Wash? Yes..YES! WASH! Responded his kin
As they stood in their handmade pollution
We’re spoiled!! That’s why this began to begin!
Then followed the wise resolution
‘DIRTY FURTZ ALL BE GONE!’…
The soap made it slippy, made the Manus less grippy
To the drains slipped the Furtz in a spiral
The song filled the towns as the Furtz spiralled down
There's NO CHANCE of you going viral!
The Furtz are long gone and the Manus are grand
They learned the hard way with a bump
YO still resists as each Manus insists
Lack of care makes you stink like a trump.
Paaaaaaarp!!!!